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Crackers are the mainstay of any Christmas dinner and no matter how expensive they are they are still a source for the worst jokes. I thought a few jokes on the blog might brighten your day, but I appologise in advance for these :

• Why did the boy throw his toast out of the window?
  • Because he wanted to see the butterfly.
• What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
  • A Chew Chew Train

I hear you cry “Please stop, oh please please stop” - but no. Here are a few others :

• Why do cats have furry coats?
  • Because they’d look silly in plastic macs.
• How do you keep cool at a football match?
  • Stand next to a fan.
• Where do cows go on holiday?
  • Moo York.

Ok! I’ll stop now.

I just want to know if they actually hire people to write these jokes or if a room full of monkeys with typewriters slap at keys until a few ledgible sentences are formed.

Does anyone else out there remember some cracker jokes?